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M34N WH1LE, B4CK 4T TH3 V4NT4AS HOM3, H3H3H3(Terezi! Get out of here! Damn, she said my intro... Carry on then)
I watched as Sollux talked to ______ through my phone. I didn't need his pity, but I wasn't about to stop him. I had watched a short romcom recently on TrollTube, and what happened in it was extremely romantic, but also tomboyish. Just like ______. My cheeks flushed at the thought of her. Yeah, I'm badly flushed for her, maybe even full on Red! But, whatever it was, today I was gonna confess. Sollux thought I was crazy for still having a crush on her even after she was dating Kankri. But, the past is the past, right?
But, I guess Sollux did one good thing since we were five today, and that was calling her. He wasn't lying when he said I was doing major over kill on other players. I was really upset that ______ couldn't come over. Now, normally this wouldn't hurt me too much, but this was the fucking 10th time I've asked her to come over, and the 10th time she's said no! It almost made me think I wasn't tolerable to her anymore. I mean, my constant shouting, my short temper, my cursing, who would wanna date that? I sighed in aggravation with myself and killed another player.
"Dude! What the hell!? I'm on your fucking team!" I heard a guy say through my headset.
"Yeah, well, I'm pissed, so you can go shit yourself because I don't care, asshat!"
"Why are you pissed?"
"Non of your fucking business!" I yelled at the man.
"It's a girl, isn't it?" I listened closer to his voice. He sounded like he was in his mid-thirties.
I paused the game," How the fuck did you know?"
I heard him chuckle," It always is. You know, I told the girl I was flushed for her by asking her to prom in what she considered to be the 'best prom ask-out ever', and now, she's my wife."
I raised an eyebrow," That's all you did?"
"Yep, maybe you should see the video."
I laughed," You made a video!? Oh my Gog, I gotta see that!" I really didn't want to, but maybe what's in it could help me!
"I'll send you a link." He within seconds, a link to TrollTube was on my screen. I sighed and muttered, "Here goes nothing." and click the link.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ5Z96…
(Just imagine that the dude is a troll!)
After the video, I knew she would love me doing that. Because she loves that nerdy Pokémon shit, and I love her. Perfect combination!
"Thanks, she really loves Pokémon" I guess love makes you act nicer to people you don't give a shit about, huh?
"I know she does, Karkat. Because she's my daughter."
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I made a sharp turn to Karkat's place. I wondered how Karkat could be... depressed. He always seems pissed off, how is this different? I mean. you'd think the bipolar hacker could tell when his one of friends is sad, and just plain mad! I must have been in some deep thought, because the last thing I remember is banging into a tree. Great, just fucking great! Well, at least this gives me a good bit of time to explain some things to you.
First of all, I really like Karkat. But, he doesn't fell the same way, I know it. I mean, who would wanna be with a half human, half troll freak like me? I'm nerdy, I'm weird, what's there to love? I honestly don't know how Karkat could even stand me, even after I dated his freakin' brother! he's always been there for me, and it's those kinds of reason why I'm totally Red for him.
But, there's a problem.
And his name is Tavros.
Tavros can't hate anyone, but for Karkat, he makes an exception. He's just your typical over-protective brother, but I can't do anything with Karkat unless someone else is with us. I've told him a million times to stay out of my love life, but he doesn't seem to listen. Either that, or he doesn't want to.
It's hard choosing between your brother and your flushcrush, so this is no easy manner for me. I love Tavvy dearly, but I also love Karkat. Damn you, Alternia, damn you...
Luckily, my mom isn't around to have a say in the matter. She died when I was nine, so we moved to this neighborhood, where I met Gamzee and Nepeta and Solluxander, my best friends. There's also Karkat, but he no longer goes into that category.
I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. I rubbed my sore head and entered Pesterchum.
twinArmaggedons [TA] began pestering chumHandle [CH] at 17:32 --
[TA]: ______, where are you? KK'2 becoming two hard two handle.
[CH]: Oh, I'm sorry that I just knocked myself out by banging into a fucking tree!!!
[TA]: 2orry, ______, iit'2 ju2t that KK'2 really up2et and he won't talk to me. But II know he'll talk two you.
[CH]: Oh, well can't you wait Solluxander?
[TA]: Don't call me that. II don't liike iit.
[CH]: Oh, I'm sorry SOLLUXANDER!
[TA]: 2top iit.
[CH]: Solluxander Solluxander Solluxander Solluxander.
[TA]: I really don't liike you, ______ Niitram.
[CH]: You suck, Solluxander.
[TA]: Lii2ten, ju2t come over here before II throw KK out the window, cu2 II'm 2eriiou2ly thinking about iit.
[CH]: I'm on my way. Don't get your panties in a twist.
twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering chumHandle [CH] at 17;47 --
I sighed and ran a hand through my hair. Man, I don't know how he's considered one my besties. Nepeta and Gamzee are different, I just tolerate Sollux. After all, what's a group of friends without the lazy guy (Gamzee), The fun one (Nepeta), the temper tantrum (Karkat), the quiet dude(Tavros), the awesome one (Me) and the guy people simply tolerate (Sollux). Speaking of the lazy guy, Gamzee's ringtone began to go off as soon as I put my phone back in my pocket. I sighed and answered it.
I groaned," Yeah, GamGam?"
"Yo, my motherfucking sis, can you head over to my place for a sec?" I heard lots of bubbly laughter in the background, but the voice was obviously drunk.
"Look, I'm kinda on a tight schedule, what do need?"
"Well, it appears that you should not leave spoor slime lying around when Tavros is at your hive."
I blinked," You're not fucking serious... How much did he drink?"
He awkwardly chuckled," Well, to put it in an easy way, I need to go to the motherfucking store to get some more..."
"GAMZEE!"
"I only went out for an hour. I didn't know he was gonna find my fucking stash."
I sighed, incredibly agitated," Why can't you drive him back home?"
"I failed the motherfucking drivers test, remember?"
I groaned, remembering the suspension he got and the fire department coming over," Shit, that's right. Ugh, I'm on my way..."
I watched as Sollux talked to ______ through my phone. I didn't need his pity, but I wasn't about to stop him. I had watched a short romcom recently on TrollTube, and what happened in it was extremely romantic, but also tomboyish. Just like ______. My cheeks flushed at the thought of her. Yeah, I'm badly flushed for her, maybe even full on Red! But, whatever it was, today I was gonna confess. Sollux thought I was crazy for still having a crush on her even after she was dating Kankri. But, the past is the past, right?
But, I guess Sollux did one good thing since we were five today, and that was calling her. He wasn't lying when he said I was doing major over kill on other players. I was really upset that ______ couldn't come over. Now, normally this wouldn't hurt me too much, but this was the fucking 10th time I've asked her to come over, and the 10th time she's said no! It almost made me think I wasn't tolerable to her anymore. I mean, my constant shouting, my short temper, my cursing, who would wanna date that? I sighed in aggravation with myself and killed another player.
"Dude! What the hell!? I'm on your fucking team!" I heard a guy say through my headset.
"Yeah, well, I'm pissed, so you can go shit yourself because I don't care, asshat!"
"Why are you pissed?"
"Non of your fucking business!" I yelled at the man.
"It's a girl, isn't it?" I listened closer to his voice. He sounded like he was in his mid-thirties.
I paused the game," How the fuck did you know?"
I heard him chuckle," It always is. You know, I told the girl I was flushed for her by asking her to prom in what she considered to be the 'best prom ask-out ever', and now, she's my wife."
I raised an eyebrow," That's all you did?"
"Yep, maybe you should see the video."
I laughed," You made a video!? Oh my Gog, I gotta see that!" I really didn't want to, but maybe what's in it could help me!
"I'll send you a link." He within seconds, a link to TrollTube was on my screen. I sighed and muttered, "Here goes nothing." and click the link.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ5Z96…
(Just imagine that the dude is a troll!)
After the video, I knew she would love me doing that. Because she loves that nerdy Pokémon shit, and I love her. Perfect combination!
"Thanks, she really loves Pokémon" I guess love makes you act nicer to people you don't give a shit about, huh?
"I know she does, Karkat. Because she's my daughter."
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
I made a sharp turn to Karkat's place. I wondered how Karkat could be... depressed. He always seems pissed off, how is this different? I mean. you'd think the bipolar hacker could tell when his one of friends is sad, and just plain mad! I must have been in some deep thought, because the last thing I remember is banging into a tree. Great, just fucking great! Well, at least this gives me a good bit of time to explain some things to you.
First of all, I really like Karkat. But, he doesn't fell the same way, I know it. I mean, who would wanna be with a half human, half troll freak like me? I'm nerdy, I'm weird, what's there to love? I honestly don't know how Karkat could even stand me, even after I dated his freakin' brother! he's always been there for me, and it's those kinds of reason why I'm totally Red for him.
But, there's a problem.
And his name is Tavros.
Tavros can't hate anyone, but for Karkat, he makes an exception. He's just your typical over-protective brother, but I can't do anything with Karkat unless someone else is with us. I've told him a million times to stay out of my love life, but he doesn't seem to listen. Either that, or he doesn't want to.
It's hard choosing between your brother and your flushcrush, so this is no easy manner for me. I love Tavvy dearly, but I also love Karkat. Damn you, Alternia, damn you...
Luckily, my mom isn't around to have a say in the matter. She died when I was nine, so we moved to this neighborhood, where I met Gamzee and Nepeta and Solluxander, my best friends. There's also Karkat, but he no longer goes into that category.
I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. I rubbed my sore head and entered Pesterchum.
twinArmaggedons [TA] began pestering chumHandle [CH] at 17:32 --
[TA]: ______, where are you? KK'2 becoming two hard two handle.
[CH]: Oh, I'm sorry that I just knocked myself out by banging into a fucking tree!!!
[TA]: 2orry, ______, iit'2 ju2t that KK'2 really up2et and he won't talk to me. But II know he'll talk two you.
[CH]: Oh, well can't you wait Solluxander?
[TA]: Don't call me that. II don't liike iit.
[CH]: Oh, I'm sorry SOLLUXANDER!
[TA]: 2top iit.
[CH]: Solluxander Solluxander Solluxander Solluxander.
[TA]: I really don't liike you, ______ Niitram.
[CH]: You suck, Solluxander.
[TA]: Lii2ten, ju2t come over here before II throw KK out the window, cu2 II'm 2eriiou2ly thinking about iit.
[CH]: I'm on my way. Don't get your panties in a twist.
twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering chumHandle [CH] at 17;47 --
I sighed and ran a hand through my hair. Man, I don't know how he's considered one my besties. Nepeta and Gamzee are different, I just tolerate Sollux. After all, what's a group of friends without the lazy guy (Gamzee), The fun one (Nepeta), the temper tantrum (Karkat), the quiet dude(Tavros), the awesome one (Me) and the guy people simply tolerate (Sollux). Speaking of the lazy guy, Gamzee's ringtone began to go off as soon as I put my phone back in my pocket. I sighed and answered it.
I groaned," Yeah, GamGam?"
"Yo, my motherfucking sis, can you head over to my place for a sec?" I heard lots of bubbly laughter in the background, but the voice was obviously drunk.
"Look, I'm kinda on a tight schedule, what do need?"
"Well, it appears that you should not leave spoor slime lying around when Tavros is at your hive."
I blinked," You're not fucking serious... How much did he drink?"
He awkwardly chuckled," Well, to put it in an easy way, I need to go to the motherfucking store to get some more..."
"GAMZEE!"
"I only went out for an hour. I didn't know he was gonna find my fucking stash."
I sighed, incredibly agitated," Why can't you drive him back home?"
"I failed the motherfucking drivers test, remember?"
I groaned, remembering the suspension he got and the fire department coming over," Shit, that's right. Ugh, I'm on my way..."
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Gamzee's ringtone: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yJIdI…
Thanks for reading! Enjoy!~
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